Call of Doodie - Don't Poop!

We hate to admit it, but we’ve all been there. It’s just like another day in the office, everything is going fine: you had that taco you like so much for lunch, you didn’t get caught ditching work, your social networks statuses are up to date and you’re about to get that promotion you’ve been dreaming about. When suddenly… Nature calls. And it’s URGENT!Sweat start dripping from your forehead, your stomach is rumbling, soon you’re grunting and just then you realize that the nearest bathroom is all the way across the floor. It’s Call of Doodie!“When you are eating a tasteful taco an hour seems like a second. When you can’t hold it any longer a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” -- Albert DoodiesteinRush through rooms and open the correct doors to find relief. Face hundreds of environments full of challenges and career-threatening situations, all that in amazing retro pixel-art graphicsSPECIAL DOORSSurprising mechanics that will prepare you for any sitcky situation that you might get yourself into. Regular doors, sliding doors, japanese doors, castle gates, laser doors... You name it!EVERYBODY POOPSUnlock and play with several characters: the usual office guy, the secretary, the surgeon, the mutant, the pimp. It's good to be prepared!Can you get to the bathroom in time?Just hope you don't run into that goddamn new DeveloBear. Or else, it's game over.HIGHLIGHTS• Mind-blowing hardcore thrilling experience• Inspired by everyday challenges of real-life• Both entertaining and educational for all ages• Diapers free.• A bear.Ready? So zip it up, fasten your belt, hold tight, and most of all, don't ruin your pants!Please note! This game is free to play, but it contains items that can be purchased for real money. Some features and extras mentioned in the description may also have to be purchased for real money. 我们不愿意承认这一点，但我们都在那里。这就像另一天在办公室里，一切都很精致：你有这样的塔科你那么喜欢吃午饭，你没有抓到开沟工作，你的社交网络状态是最新的和你即将拿到推广你一直梦想。当突然......自然要求。它的迫切！汗水开始从额头上滴落，你的肚子咕咕叫了，很快你叫声，只是，你知道最近的卫生间是一路之隔的地板上。这是呼叫Doodie的！“当你吃了一个雅致的塔科一个小时好像一秒钟。当你不能拿着它不再第二次起来像一小时。这就是相对论。“ - 阿尔伯特Doodiestein匆匆穿过房间，打开门正确找到救济。面对数百个充满挑战和职业生涯受到威胁的情况，都在惊人的复古像素艺术图形环境特种门令人惊讶的机制，将你准备，你可能让自己陷入任何sitcky情况。普通门，推拉门，日本的大门，城堡大门，激光门......你的名字！EVERYBODY POOPS解锁和几个剧中人物：平时办公的家伙，秘书，医生，突变，皮条客。这是很好的准备！你可以去洗手间的时间呢？只是希望你不要碰到那个该死的新DeveloBear。否则，它的游戏结束。亮点•令人兴奋的铁杆惊险经历•灵感来自现实生活中的日常挑战•寓教于乐不分年龄人人共享•免费的尿布。•一个熊市。准备好了吗？所以压缩起来，系好安全带，撑紧，最重要的是，不要毁了你的裤子！请注意！这个游戏是免费玩，但它包含可用真钱购买的物品。在描述中提到的一些功能和特点也可能有真钱购买。